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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:59

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.